everopentabs

Mar 28

“COOPER: We really don’t know. Gay marriage is so new. We have no evidence. It could be that gay marriage will cause aliens to descend on this planet and eat the flesh of all children under the age of sixteen. Or maybe not. We just don’t know. We have to think of the children.” http://tiny.cc/5mmouw

Mar 26

Mar 22

je·june

/jiˈjo͞on/

Adjective

Naive, simplistic, and superficial.
(of ideas or writings) Dry and uninteresting.

Mar 20

“Clicks don’t matter. Whether you know it or not—even if you consider yourself skeptical of marketing—the ads you see on Facebook are working. Sponsored messages in your feed are changing your behavior—they’re getting you and your friends to buy certain products instead of others, and that’s happening despite the fact that you’re not clicking, and even if you think you’re ignoring the ads.” http://tiny.cc/6p38tw

Mar 19

“So what I don’t like about SXSWi crowd—and TED crowd is even worse here—is the unwillingness to deeply engage with such political/ethical dimensions of their favorite toys. They are “solutionists” in a sense that, once armed with their favorite tool, they spend no time whatsoever thinking about just how deep and complex their chosen problem is.” http://tiny.cc/y9w7tw

Mar 12

Mar 11

“Therefore the traditional shooting areas are bare of kangaroos, no doubt they’ll come back but in the meantime, especially for the red kangaroo, it’s hard to get hold of the scrotums.” http://tiny.cc/m0cttw

Mar 8

wtfevolution:

“I am such an idiot.”

“What do you mean, evolution?”

“I made animals that court each other, and make beautiful love; I made animals that protect each other and raise their offspring together and mate for life. But apparently I was just being naive. Apparently none of those things actually matter to anyone.”

“Whoo boy. Did genetic drift stop calling you back again?”

“Maybe, instead of cuddling after they mate, one of these praying mantises should just eat the other one’s head off and put it out of its misery.”

“You seem a little angry.”

“Love is dead.”